I’m so emotional idk why.

Whenever I wanna cry it never really works out for me. The tears well up and then I realize that shit wack and keep trucking.

I don’t know if I’m madder at you or myself.

Hello hello, hey, hello hello.

You ever been intoxicated by somebody’s presence?

I wanna talk about my feelings but I’m tired. That shit dead tbh.

I should have known this nigga wasn’t shit when he took his homeboy’s watch and helped him look for it smh

deleceandbanana:

scotty2thotty:

deleceandbanana told me that omarion’s brother braids his hair in a spiral…like he’s getting a sew-in.
at this point, i told her to stop talking but she did not.
she then went on to compare the hairstyle to the fibonacci sequence, and i began to scream.

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 dis me

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deleceandbanana:

Somebody please explain.

There are several good reasons why I cannot date hood niggas.

deleceandbanana:

deleceandbanana:

• I will barely ride or die for Jesus. I’m definitely not riding nor dying for some knucklehead ass boy.
• If the police ask, I’m telling. On every fucking body. I’m giving names, home addresses, licencse plate numbers and family trees.
• I’m too cute for prison. I will not aid and abet shit. I’m not hiding any illegal anything in my anywhere. Get me caught up on some charges in a cell getting raped by a dyke named Fluffy no you ain’t.
• It’s 2013 and some of y'all still wearing Coogi.
• I will not be a party to any photo shoot involving sitting on toilets counting money.
• And most importantly, I do not like Boosie.

Update: I’m dating a hood nigga 😅

Update: DO NOT DATE HOOD NIGGAS.

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theasscrackbandit:

lucidnee:

speaking of resentment, didn’t that song get you through the bullshit? Did it not??????

After dealing with that one nigga you’d put that song on repeat then you got to that part where she screamed “IM TOO DAMN FULL OF RESENTMENT” and almost popped a blood vessel

@deleceandbanana @ellevangogh

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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• <p> Me before I get paid: Im going to put 90% of it into my savings things are going to change from now on
• Me a minute after I get paid: *blows through more than half of my paycheck in 5 minutes* Gotta treat myself</p>

hottieinthehood:

stop buying refills

THE GAME WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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#TeamWouldStripIfIHadTheBody

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